GRUFF - Brand Ambassador

This fun-loving, competition-craving, kid-friendly, larger-than-life, care-free, pie-eating, joke-playing, all-inspiring, team-building, down-to-earth, hard-working, record-smashing, tree-climbing, hard-headed, family-oriented, all-around-awesome gorilla represents the best in custom apparel and champions the grit, grind and goals of athletes everywhere.

 If you would like GRUFF to appear at your next event, please contact us:

(800) 674-8540
service@alphaauthentics.com

FAVORITES
Book: HAIRY Potter and the Five Point Throws
Movie: King Kong, of course
Movie Quote: “Are you not entertained?”
Food: Anything. Has been witnessed eating everything from tree bark to raw fish
Color: Silver(back)
Music: Intense Hip Hop
Dance move: Primate shuffle
Hero: Athletes that strive for greatness
Weakness: Warm Hugs
Pet Peeve: Giving Up
Saying: Leadership can grow from sportsmanship
Sport: Anything. Will compete in everything from arm wrestling to water balloon toss.
School Subject: Humanolgy
Talent: Can play drums

STATS
Height: 6 feet 5 inches
Weight: Really heavy
Age: Young at heart
Food Intake: Puts buffets out of business
Bench Press Record: School Bus
Debt Collections: 100% success rate

WARNINGS
Can become agitated if not fed in timely manner.